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What Fresh Hell Is This? With Stanzi Potenza

Each week TikTok’s Stanzi Potenza takes you on a cursed comedy journey that will fuel your nightmares and make you blush. “What Fresh Hell Is This?” is filled with original sketches and candid observations that’ll get you lost in the funniest 15-minute fever dream you’ll ever have.

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  • It's the last episode of the year, and what a year it's been...let's celebrate by stepping back into the Omegaverse.

  • Stanzi starts new medication for ADHD. Warning: Don't take it before going to sleep! Somewhat related - have any of you ever had night terrors?

  • Customer service. It sucks. Everyone hates it, but do you know who really needs it? Entitled influencers who need to start treating fans and followers with some fucking respect. Let's talk about it!

  • Stanzi has been cancelled on Twitter...why you ask? All because three years ago they were nice to a customer at a coffee shop.

  • You're not friends, but you're also not dating...it's a situationship! And no one knows what the fuck is going on...but we do know that it's going to end in pain.

  • On today's episode, fascist teenagers from The Netherlands doxx Stanzi and their family...for real.

  • Stanzi gives their top anime recommendations, including Attack On Titan, Jujutsu Kaisen, and more.

  • Stanzi gives their top web comic recommendations, includng Your Wish Is My Demand, My One and Only, Blind Play, and Pearl Boy. Be warned...shit gets pretty weird!

  • Halloween is here, so today’s show is about haunted towns, and get ready for a spooky story where - spoiler alert - everyone fucking dies.

  • Spooky season is officially here, so let's talk about the McKamey Horror (Torture) House in Tennessee...and no, this is NOT an endorsement.

  • The journey in Las Vegas continues, including acid trips, explosions, and more acid trips.

  • Hot take (and SPOILER) alert! Stanzi has seen Don’t Worry Darling…

  • Stanzi goes to Las Vegas for the very first time, and boy oh boy is it Hangover-esque. We got helicopters, we got flamethrowers, bumps of caviar, acid, shrooms, and the TSA. And this is just Part 1!

  • Worsties: how are you planning to handle the zombie apocalypse? Stanzi asked, and you answered. Also, searching for a new apartment. Also, Stanzi may have ADHD and also doesn't currently have health insurance.

  • If you were born in the 90s, do you remember anti drug PSA’s? If you don’t, it’s probably because you now do drugs. And get ready - another installment of cursed fan fiction is coming up - Louis from Family Guy, get ready to Feel The Bern...(she’s gonna fuck Bernie Sanders).

  • Bummer alert: Stanzi's pet bunny has died. But don't worry, it gets better! Other topics on today's episode include horoscope girls and how they lie to us, Stanzi's completely unrealistic type in men, and OCD ruining every aspect of their mental health. Hurray!

  • Stanzi's ex wrote an album about their relationship, so...that's what they'll be discussing for the entire episode.

  • It's so fucking hot. When did wearing deodorant become a threat to our bodies? Do humanity a favor and just smell nice. And while you’re at it, stop vabbing. Oh you don’t know what vabbing is? Well you’re about to find out. Here’s a hint: it includes vagina juice. Nauseous yet?

  • What do you think would be worse? Spilling a bottle of poppers all over your chest and getting a chemical burn? Or being murdered by The Roslindale Rat? Oh you haven't heard of The Roslindale Rat? Well, you will today.

  • For those of you listening to this on the New York Subway, good luck to you…

  • Pride Month has come and gone, which means corporations can put their gay away until next June! And somewhat connected, the origin of Corn Flakes…did you know they were originally intended to be an ‘anti-masturbatory’ morning meal? That’s right - so pull those pants back on, pour yourself a bowl, and take a cold shower. You really need to practice some self control.

  • On today's show, Stanzi shares a Tinder match for the ages..and true confession? They may even go out with the guy. Details are being shared in case this episode needs to be used as evidence in Stanzi's murder trial, because by the time you hear this, they may have already been turned into a lampshade for the dude to use on his nightstand.

  • Have you ever been in an Uber and been embarrassed for the driver because the people you’re riding with are talking about their sexual kinks way too loudly in the back? Has the loud talker ever been YOUR MOM? Oh, and get ready for another installment of Cursed Fan Fiction. Ben Shapiro, get ready to fuck The Pillsbury Doughboy!

  • Mom calls in to leave a voicemail. Ever wonder what Maureen’s nephew’s friend's brother is up to? No? Well, he’s dead. It’s a terrible tragedy, and she thought you should know.

  • A new installment of Dr. Maltese and Mildred McJenkins, a cautionary tale about clicking on depraved ads, and have you ever been horny while eating a graham cracker? Yes? Well, fuck you Reverend Sylvester Graham!

  • We’re over 20 episodes in, so get ready, because today Stanzi is purging all of their thoughts and feelings. That, and their cat recently died, so off to a great start.

  • Topics to be discussed on today's episode include OCD, death, white people’s insatiable need to perform dangerous recreational activities, children as a form of punishment, and a group therapy sketch! Sounds like a fucked up episode. Let's go!

  • If you had to choose between a Bridgerton / Pride and Prejudice / Jane Austen-style arranged marriage to some Lord or Duke or Earl riding a horse and wearing a top hat in the 1880s, or internet dating in 2022, which would you choose?

  • This is a podcast that you like to listen to called What Fresh Hell Is This? It is hosted by a Libra named Stanzi Potenza. Stanzi loves to spend time with their family (but not nearly as much as they love being alone in their own big boy apartment), and they used to have big honga longa mommy milkers! Where did they go, you say? Stay tuned to find out. Thanks modern medicine!

  • If you had to choose between dating a Gemini, Scorpio, or a Leo, which would you choose? And yes, 'dying alone' is also an option. Plus, what would it be like if an Aquarius named Harry Styles hooked up with a Virgo named Jennifer Coolidge? Stay tuned to find out in a new installment of Cursed Fan Fiction - it’s a very popular segment!

  • What's worse, a man trying to read you on Tinder or The Supreme Court trying to overturn Roe v. Wade? You decide after listening to today's episode!

  • Pack your bags we’re going to Florida! And if spending time in our nation’s wang isn’t your thing, too bad! Stop complaining about what I’ve prepared and be thankful for what you have! I’m Stanzi Potenza, and I gotta say, your standards have gotten a little too high these days. Take it down a notch!

  • Do you think a brain would smell good if it was baked in the oven? Well our friends Mildred McJenkins and Dr. Maltese are about to find out in a brand new sketch, and it was bound to happen at some point…let’s talk about pronouns, baby. We’re really living the dream, aren’t we worsties?

  • Stanzi reflects on their decision to move into an apartment in NY with a street cat and realizes they are not a loving or nurturing person. Plus, if you're pro-life, why are you listening to this show or following Stanzi in the first place?

  • Stanzi catches up with the ultimate Worsties - Satan and his favorite pen pal, God. Plus Stanzi spins a yarn about their move to New York City. Band-Aids, Vibrators, Butt Plugs, oh my!

  • Stanzi goes down a manga wormhole filled with vaguely erotic sibling dynamics, and just be warned that Mark Zuckerberg might be making an appearance. It’s your fault, Mark! Everything’s your fault!

  • After spending 10 straight weeks together, Stanzi holds another group therapy session, and yes - attendance is mandatory!

  • Stanzi talks about dating, you hot, beautiful, dumb idiot, you.

  • Does anyone need a box of Girl Scout Cookies? How about $145 worth? And of all modern slang and meme culture, Stanzi is proud to introduce all of you ussy’s to the word ussy.

  • The saga of Dr. Maltese and the Cockney Goblin Mildred McJenkins continues: will they reanimate the Queen, or will Mildred just suck on her toes? Plus Stanzi reflects on their mom’s love of garbage animals.

  • Stanzi runs out of small talk. Not with you, Worsties, just in life…in general. Plus: Call Out News about your inability to socialize post-pandemic and a new sketch called ‘Horrible Horror’.

  • Things heat up with a little Civil War Love Saga, and a new installment of Cursed Fan Fiction with Eren Yeager from Attack On Titan and Moira Rose from Schitt’s Creek.

TRANSCRIPT

  • Eren Yeagar wants his pizza Hot-N-Ready, serial killers need gender equity, and get ready for your weekly grind inspiration, you pathetic loser.

  • We’re going to group therapy and reminiscing about the holidays by imagining what it would be like if Santa Clause was non-binary. I look forward to your complaints, conservatives!

  • We’re going to Hell in a new sketch with everyone’s favorite devil Satan and his assistant Joenne; Stanzi breaks down the Omegaverse and Breaking News about all of the twisted smut you’ve been reading (you’re disgusting, by the way. How do you live with yourself??).

  • Stanzi takes you back in time for the first installment of “Dr. Maltese and Mildred McJenkins," a tale about a crooked doctor and his hideous handmaid; observations are made on scheduling time to read your smutty web comics; and find out what it would sound like if Edward Cullen from Twilight and Roz from Monsters Inc hooked up (hint: it’s very slimy).